I swear I'm not a stalker but again - this totally made me laugh. I live in a small town and it reminded me of the time I went to a step class at my local gym. Not only was the instructor not in the best shape, but she held onto a 8x11 sheet of the paper the whole time - I'm guessing this was her "cheat sheet." Needless to say, it wasn't the best workout ever.
Wow...that would totally make me lost confidence in the instructor!