Me: Honey, you should get up with Beatrice in the morning and let me sleep in.
Beatrice: Hey, ahhhhhhh, dadadada, bababa, ah!
Me: I'm going to feed her but don't forget about our deal, okay?
JD: It's only a deal if we both agree to it.
He ended up getting up with her and playing so I could sleep for 2 more hours. But for the rest of the day he bragged and gloated like he was Man of the Year for doing it. At this point, I'm not sure that those 2 extra hours were worth hearing, "honey can you make me a sandwich/get the remote/mow the yard/conquer the world, I got up with Beatrice for you after all?"