Beatrice and the Wild Animals

I was scrolling through my photo album on my phone and noticed quite a disturbing trend unfold. I like to take pictures of Beatrice with wild animals. Posed pictures. As in, I place my child near wild animals and take pictures as if every normal parent does the same. What? I like a good photo op.

The good news is that most of these animals are not real. The bad news is that I like pictures of my baby near wild animals. This can't be normal.

I never said I was normal.