Random Thing of the Day

When I was a little girl, I saw an episode of Mama's Family. I don't remember the plot but Mama was on a mission of sorts. She hoisted and rearranged her boobs and marched off to accomplish whatever it was she was trying to accomplish. I was amazed. I had never seen someone hoist and rearrange that area of their body before and I decided right then and there that I wanted boobs big enough to hoist and rearrange too. Much like Mama's mission on that particular episode, I too was on a mission to have big boobs one day. So I prayed and asked God to please give me big boobs when I grew up, the bigger the better. And He did. True story.